Please send me a fruit?
  • Strawberry - I’m in love with you.
  • Cherry - I love you.
  • Watermelon - I think you’re cute.
  • Blueberry - You’re amazing.
  • Kiwi - You’re pretty
  • Rasberry - You’re hot.
  • Plum - I would fuck you.
  • Paopu Fruit - I would date you.
  • Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.
  • Starfruit - You are my tumblr crush.
  • Orange - I want to get to know you.
  • Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
  • Lemon - I wish you would notice me.
  • Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

(Source: cute-story-bro)

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alt-j:

the first person to die was probably like “dude what”

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charmancler:

who cares about hashtags when there’s hashbrowns

(Source: charmancler)

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cytoplast:

you aren’t edgy and different just because you have an offensive opinion ok

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rosesalts:

when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie

macklemoré

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bw6:

bw6:

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

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astonishingly:

romeo thought juliet deleted her blog so he deleted his and she was so sad she deleted for real

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distraction:

HOW IS IT ALMOST AUGUST ALREADY SUMMER JUST STARTED

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial)

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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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